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Re: Avenue Q - The Internet is For Porn
« Reply #45 on Sept 6, 2005, 1:08pm »

Weirdos.
Besides, open space? Dude. There's like...a foot from here to the door, then the hallway is like... three feet wide, then there's another room. Space my ass.

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Re: Avenue Q - The Internet is For Porn
« Reply #46 on Jul 27, 2006, 7:00pm »

The Intenet is For Porn has corrupted baby brother forevermore. Potential No Lifer Addicted To Porn will be ready for interviews and ridicule in a couple of years after (disastrously) hitting puberty.

On doors and whatnot -

One: you only see a tiny portion of the hallway so you only have a limited amount of time to ready fire on whoever comes by. Horrid. The longer lasting consequences of pranks come from dedication! And sleep deprivation! And absolute genius.

Two: it's sort of creepy just staring at that tiny portion, knowing that it's not actually a tiny portion because it sretches on and on and on ... while you're trapped by three walls + most of a fourth, with no room to escape... practically a cornered little lab rat just waiting for some meticulously clean and decidedly sadistic surgeon to come by.

Three: you're depriving doors of their rightful job in shutting out annoyances, hyperactive five year olds, and wrinkly old people who smell and wear diapers. There should be a law against denying inanimate objects their freedom to be whatever they were designed to be.

Conclusion: hire a a monkey trained to bazooka anyone who dares to even twitch the doorknob and or touch the sacred door; keep the door closed at all times, which will prolong the death of the unfortunate idiot on the other ... therefore prolonging the slight possibility that said idiot might make it past death trap; and, finally, face a window opened indefinitely for an incredibly easy escape.

And if you're higher than five storeys, well, hospitals are getting pretty good at scarring people these days so that they can live and suffer from said scars instead of whatever else. But be optimistic, scars make a wonderful scare tactic for kiddies who don't know when to shut up.

You're a paranoid little freak, Nate. ... but *salesman's pitch* with closed do, no one will ever know! All you have to door is push it shut. No strenuous effort required at all!

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