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Reiss
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Hello
« Thread Started on Sept 18, 2005, 7:40pm »

I figured I should probably post my introduction thing, after 5ish months of being member here.

I'm from New Zealand.
I like drawing, gingerbread men, and daydreaming. I don't like bitter, cynical teachers.

I don't have a Fiction Press account. I'm not much of a writer. All my stories either 1) stop in the middle, or 2) have plots that make no sense.

That's all really

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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on Sept 20, 2005, 5:07am »

Neew Zealand. Interesting.

Although for the record, the cynical teachers are the best kinds.

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« Reply #2 on Sept 20, 2005, 8:38pm »

One of my bitter, cynical teachers told me to move to New Zealand last week.

Friday I ate gingerbread men as part of Colonial Pamphlet day. While daydreaming, and drawing on my bowl with soup.

It's the best I could do.

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« Reply #3 on Sept 23, 2005, 8:56am »

That makes you fundementally the same person! Like, whoa!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on Oct 10, 2005, 9:08am »

Did the board die in my absense?

Oh, hello New Zealander. Do you speak Kiwi?

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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on Oct 12, 2005, 5:04pm »

Zealander sounds a lot like Zoolander, and yea, this bored totally like... farted on itself.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on Oct 13, 2005, 11:38am »

Maybe in New Yawk.

Dude, you should hear Germans say 'squirrel'. Or rather, try.

Or ride in a car full of teenage guys half-singing along with the Offspring, but only half because they don't know most of the words and mangle the rest. It's hilarious.

~dies~

Even if the hot one is an "Arschloch". (Oooh ooh, hear a little kid say that in an offended way with a Sachsen accent. It comes out like "Ahrschloooohsch" and completely inoffensive.)

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Re: Hello
« Reply #7 on Oct 18, 2005, 10:27pm »

Dude, German guys are hot.

Even the ugly ones.

Or.

Yeah.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on Oct 19, 2005, 1:04am »

Twit.

Germans are rare here.

And when I do see one I usually scare them off with my poorly accented half-learned German. I can't even get the 'ch' right. Stupid southern drawl.

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« Reply #9 on Oct 21, 2005, 5:19am »

LMAO. I want to hear German with a southern drawl. Seriously. Then I can LAUGH AT YOU.

I used to have a Russian accent, which was cool. Now I have the Sachsen accent (sort of), which is what all the other Germans laugh at. That makes me sad. I really want a Bayrish accent. It reminds me of Scottish, which is insanely sexy.

... There's a lot of Germans here. Hm, wonder why.

I'd have to say, yes, a lot of German guys are hot. A lot of them. So are quite a few girls. So... either competition, or more to choose from, depending on how you swing.

...oh oh and sometimes I have a Spanish accent! That's always fun, especially when ordering ice cream and confusing the hell out of the person selling it because I roll the r's in 'zitrone' and pronounce the z like a Spanish z and... yeah. That was fun.

I have a thing for accents.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on Oct 21, 2005, 8:50pm »

Anyone ever teach you that it's mean to laugh at people?

I can actually put off a pretty mean Scottish accent... I spent too much time with a bunch of distant relatives once.

Accents are the best.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #11 on Oct 24, 2005, 6:15am »

It's mean to laugh at people - but o so fucking fun. Take two in the morning and call me.

Accents are fun, but only to some extent. Like, I watched Trainspotting last night and understood about 1/2 of what they said. Good fucking movie, though. Watch it.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on Oct 24, 2005, 10:33am »

Trainspotting has been on my list of movies to see for about two years now.

My friend Mathias is from Bremen and speaks English with a really thick Scottish accent (the thickness depending on... well, I'm not sure on what). The funniest part of it is that most of the time he doesn't realize he has that accent. He thinks he speaks like an American. Poor, confused guy.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on Dec 5, 2005, 9:08am »

So there's this guy here at college everyone really hates. We call him a fudge paki, because he's Indian. But he was raised in the US so he doesn't speak Indian - but he has this stupid accent when he does. OMG. We all hate him.

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