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Taylor Jesus van Idtio
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #15 on Jun 15, 2005, 7:49pm » | |
Um, I got out of the shower and went to the bedroom to get dressed. And he jumped me. The end.
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #16 on Jun 16, 2005, 10:53am » | |
That was a nice story.
Tell me another one.
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #17 on Jun 17, 2005, 8:35pm » | |
Stop trying to live vicariously through my sex life!
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We showered together the other night. All wet and soapy and naked
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #18 on Jun 18, 2005, 8:36am » | |
Man. I have yet to master shower sex. I'm rather sad about that. Really.
You should get extra cash on the side by writing gay how-to guides. I'd totally buy them.
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #19 on Jun 18, 2005, 12:14pm » | |
Your idea intrigues me.
"Taylors Guide to Hot Man-Love"
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"Gay Sex - The Australian Way. Because Australians Do It Better Because We Have Bigger Penises"
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #20 on Jun 18, 2005, 5:17pm » | |
The second title would sell more.
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #21 on Jun 19, 2005, 11:28pm » | |
And get me more groupies. Think of the sex. You can be in charge of my mailing list thingo. That way you have to read all the letters from people wanting to fuck me, and then organise mailouts of newletters advertising how many times I got laid and how many pitiful masturbation sessions you had.
Wow. My brain amazes me sometimes. Get to work.
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #22 on Jun 20, 2005, 8:03am » | |
Dude. I totally would
But that would mean you'd have to pay me.
Oh, that reminds me. I took a picture of my shed the other day. When I get the film developed, I'll show you how much better my shed is than yours.
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #23 on Jun 21, 2005, 12:15am » | |
I'd pay you in Jelly Beans. The cheap brand, of course.
Our shed came with the house so of course it's going to be crappy. But it's perfect for you to live in.
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|  | Re: Please tell me if I'm an idiot... « Reply #24 on Jun 21, 2005, 10:38am » | |
Quote: You should get extra cash on the SEXY BEASTe by writing gay how-to guides. I'd totally buy them. |
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I'm going to get rid of the censored names just for that ^^ reason.
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