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Topic: A Christmas Poem (Read 5 times)

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A Christmas Poem
« Result #1 on Mar 13, 2009, 11:45pm »

Silent night
Holy night
Snowfall on this Christmas sight
Love all around
As we sing our Christmas cheer
Sit around the tree
Hands held high
As the wind whispers a gentle Christmas sigh
Gentle twinkling scattered about it¡¯s branches
Snow gently falls
We lift our faces to the sky
Faces shine in a rosy glow
Around and around we go
Spinning twirling swirling in the snow
The world is at peace tonight
As love glows in a romantic¡¯s eye
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
Forget all the world
Be at peace tonight
Let the warmth of the time fill you
Snow fall covers all
Have a happy Christmas all

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Topic: Trip To Europe (Read 2 times)

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Trip To Europe
« Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 11:45pm »

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I¡¯m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I¡¯ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he¡¯s screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry".

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Topic: Mr. FooI Wants to Move the Mountain (Read 1 time)

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Mr. FooI Wants to Move the Mountain
« Result #3 on Feb 26, 2009, 3:28am »

there were two high mountains between Jizhou in the south and Heyang in the north. One was called Taihang Mountain and the other Wangwu Mountain.wow power leveling, Both of the mountains were very high.

Just to the north of the mountains lived an old man called Yu Gong who was nearly 90 years old. With the two high mountains just in front of his house, his family and he had to walk a long way around the mountains whenever they had something to do on the other side of the mountains.

One day, Yu Gong called all his family together to talk about how to move the two mountains to other places. His wife said, "An old man like you cannot even move a small hill, not to mention the two high mountains.wow power leveling, Even if you can, where can you throw so much earth and stone?"

"the Bohai Sea is big enough to contain all the earth and stone," Yu Gong said.
So it was decided. His children started to dig the mountains, led by the old man Yu Gong.

A man named Zhi Sou saw them working and tried to stop them, saying, "You are so silly! You're so old and weak that you can't even take away the grass and trees. wow gold,How can you move the high mountains?"

"You're wrong," Yu Gong said with a sigh. "Look, my sons can continue my work after my death. When my sons die, my grandchildren will continue. So generations after generations, there's no end.wow gold, But the mountains can't grow higher. Do you still say I can¡¯t move them away?"

Later the Heaven God, upon learning of Yu Gong¡¯s story, was GREatly moved.wow power leveling, He then ordered another god to come down and take the two high mountains away.

the story tells us that so long as one is determined and sticks to it long enough, anything can be done, wow gold,no matter how difficult it is.

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Topic: Avenue Q - The Internet is For Porn (Read 646 times)

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Re: Avenue Q - The Internet is For Porn
« Result #4 on Jul 27, 2006, 7:00pm »

The Intenet is For Porn has corrupted baby brother forevermore. Potential No Lifer Addicted To Porn will be ready for interviews and ridicule in a couple of years after (disastrously) hitting puberty.

On doors and whatnot -

One: you only see a tiny portion of the hallway so you only have a limited amount of time to ready fire on whoever comes by. Horrid. The longer lasting consequences of pranks come from dedication! And sleep deprivation! And absolute genius.

Two: it's sort of creepy just staring at that tiny portion, knowing that it's not actually a tiny portion because it sretches on and on and on ... while you're trapped by three walls + most of a fourth, with no room to escape... practically a cornered little lab rat just waiting for some meticulously clean and decidedly sadistic surgeon to come by.

Three: you're depriving doors of their rightful job in shutting out annoyances, hyperactive five year olds, and wrinkly old people who smell and wear diapers. There should be a law against denying inanimate objects their freedom to be whatever they were designed to be.

Conclusion: hire a a monkey trained to bazooka anyone who dares to even twitch the doorknob and or touch the sacred door; keep the door closed at all times, which will prolong the death of the unfortunate idiot on the other ... therefore prolonging the slight possibility that said idiot might make it past death trap; and, finally, face a window opened indefinitely for an incredibly easy escape.

And if you're higher than five storeys, well, hospitals are getting pretty good at scarring people these days so that they can live and suffer from said scars instead of whatever else. But be optimistic, scars make a wonderful scare tactic for kiddies who don't know when to shut up.

You're a paranoid little freak, Nate. ... but *salesman's pitch* with closed do, no one will ever know! All you have to door is push it shut. No strenuous effort required at all!

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Topic: Ahem (Read 327 times)

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Re: Ahem
« Result #5 on Feb 12, 2006, 3:22pm »

Heh. Forgot, and I'm gone so it doesn't matter...um. Randomly cleaning up my bookmarks and saw this place. I don't even socialize online anymore. Sad.

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Topic: British Ex-Soldier Boy (Read 221 times)

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Re: British Ex-Soldier Boy
« Result #6 on Dec 24, 2005, 2:51pm »

I guess 'different' could be used to describe it.

Or 'bad.'

But whatever.

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Topic: British Ex-Soldier Boy (Read 221 times)

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Re: British Ex-Soldier Boy
« Result #7 on Dec 23, 2005, 6:53pm »

I love his music. His voice is just really different and...cool, I guess. Plus, he's adorable.

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Topic: Iconage (Read 283 times)

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Re: Iconage
« Result #8 on Dec 5, 2005, 9:16am »

Woah. I think I'm pregnant.

Again.

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Topic: You Named it What? (Read 1,631 times)

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Re: You Named it What?
« Result #9 on Dec 5, 2005, 9:15am »

I'm totally getting a digitical camera for Christmas. (YES. DIGITICAL). And I think my roomie has a audio recording of everything I say, just becuase,well, he's weird like that. But no cameras.

Keith = RETARD

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